Happy Puke Year!

Let me run down what I do on New Year's. First I meet up with my ole boy Billy at his apartment and we drink a couple of beers and smoke a little smoke. We ride high. Then we go to Missy's place and tag and bag some prime cornfed poontang. After that we party some more but we up the ante with angels dust and see angels. Now it is bar time! We hit four or five places like we are the Lords and we rock hard with whiskey and rum. 12;00 oclock hits and I'm like "Hellz Yeah! Holla to this Balla!" and then I grab the nearest hottie and french kiss her and grab her butt and a boob. If she taste good I break in the new year by breaking her in. And I did. Seriously Holla to the major Balla!

Miley Breaks my Heart

When I see Miley sing I wish I was a young man again and a virgin so she could be my first time. I would take her to the football game and then we would go to mcdonalds and after that back to my room. Typical Gill Billy tap of the young ass. Her body is so smooth and tight and her face is the face of a young Beth Taylor. Her butt looks realy firm, perfect for spankin, and those lips could suck the chrome off rims. Damn I want her for a christmas treat!

That Harry Potter Girl Makes My Magic Wand Stiff!

Boy o boy! That Harry Potter girl makes me have to go take a cold shower every time I watch one of them movies! Damn she so fine! I like the legs, the butt, those itty bitty juggies, and I really like that stuck-up English face of hers! She looks like she would be a great sucker! I would like to butter her entire body and then eat her like she was a diner roll. Holla to the Balla!!

That Tina Fey is a stuck-up Bitch.....but I'd still do her!

Would you look at the legs on this gal. This here is that Tina Fey who is in that shitty show called "30 Rocks" with Adam Baldwin. Her face is so-so but she does have quite a butt. I love this pic cause I love women in black stockings. I'd like to pump old Tina, especially just to hear moans comin outta that mouth instead of jokes that are only funny to women and stuck-up assholes. Anywho..Tina, you got some great legs, let me suck on them! Holla Balla!

My favorite actress

This here is my favorite actress Gianna Michaels. Not only can she act real good she's got the killer booty to end all booties. Plus she's got big ole mellons to boot! I also love her suckin lips, she couls suck a goldball through a garden hose! Holla to the Balla! I wanna kiss that butt girl! Bend over for the Gilly Billy!

Kim Kardashian: Interstellar Booty

I love that apple bottom named Kim Kardashain. I love everything about this gal. She's got it all. Big ole fish lips for sucking, a nose for sniffin candy, legs like Pillars of Apollo, and a butt straight out of the milky way. I would like to rub that butt for hours. I'd cuddle up to it like it was a scared puppy. I'd kiss it like it was a pretty gal. Then I'd kiss her, on the boobs. Too bad she only dates african americans. That's racist and she shouldn't be like that in this day in age. White Mans's Burden I guess. Well, if'n I meet her sometime maybe I can convince her that a white bone will work just as good. Holla Balla.

Bristol is the Bomb!

This here is Bristol Palin, soon to be Mrs. Gill Verma (here's hoping). I always thought her mom was a MILF and now I see I would also want the daughter to join momma in a threeway with the Gilly Billy. I love this gal's legs and butt! Alaska produces some fine badonkadonk and salmon! I especially like Bristol's thick ole thighs! I'd like to butter them up and have them for dinner! Holla Balla!

KISS should be in the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame!

This here is my favorite band, KISS. I really love their tunes and I think all that make-up is really cool. When I listen to them its like I'm in Hell and listening to Satan's personal musicians. This Halloween I plan to do my usual and dress up like a KISS member. The girls think its hot. My favorite KISS guy is Genie Simmons because of his tongue and also because I want to have sex with his daughter and wife at the same time. My favorite KISS song is Rock n Roll All Night/Party Every Day because that is how I live my life. Now, I hear they can't get into the Hall of Fame! Am I gonna have to come down there and knock some sense into those people? Get this band in there! They are Hall of Famers. KISS were music pioneers who deserve praise and a plaque on the wall. Holla Balla!