Happy Puke Year!

Let me run down what I do on New Year's. First I meet up with my ole boy Billy at his apartment and we drink a couple of beers and smoke a little smoke. We ride high. Then we go to Missy's place and tag and bag some prime cornfed poontang. After that we party some more but we up the ante with angels dust and see angels. Now it is bar time! We hit four or five places like we are the Lords and we rock hard with whiskey and rum. 12;00 oclock hits and I'm like "Hellz Yeah! Holla to this Balla!" and then I grab the nearest hottie and french kiss her and grab her butt and a boob. If she taste good I break in the new year by breaking her in. And I did. Seriously Holla to the major Balla!