Bristol is the Bomb!

This here is Bristol Palin, soon to be Mrs. Gill Verma (here's hoping). I always thought her mom was a MILF and now I see I would also want the daughter to join momma in a threeway with the Gilly Billy. I love this gal's legs and butt! Alaska produces some fine badonkadonk and salmon! I especially like Bristol's thick ole thighs! I'd like to butter them up and have them for dinner! Holla Balla!

KISS should be in the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame!

This here is my favorite band, KISS. I really love their tunes and I think all that make-up is really cool. When I listen to them its like I'm in Hell and listening to Satan's personal musicians. This Halloween I plan to do my usual and dress up like a KISS member. The girls think its hot. My favorite KISS guy is Genie Simmons because of his tongue and also because I want to have sex with his daughter and wife at the same time. My favorite KISS song is Rock n Roll All Night/Party Every Day because that is how I live my life. Now, I hear they can't get into the Hall of Fame! Am I gonna have to come down there and knock some sense into those people? Get this band in there! They are Hall of Famers. KISS were music pioneers who deserve praise and a plaque on the wall. Holla Balla!

I Love Beyonce's Badonkadonk!

This here is Benonce' Kohl's. She used to sing for that all-babe group what called themselves Destiny Child. She is smoking hot. I love them thick ole thighs and wide hips...and of course, I'd like to munch on her butt. Look at them legs! I wanna rub myself against them for hours! Anyway, I gotta go work a bone...I'm out.

The Only Way I Would Kiss Terrell Owens on The Mouth

I love them Bengals. That's my team since I was six years old. I saw those orange and black stripes and I thought I wanted to be a Bengal cat with big ole teeth and claws. I've loved them since that day and I never look back with regret. Now, we have T.O. Now, we will win the Superbowl. Batman and Robin will rescue Gothic City. I used to hate T.O. with a passion. Now, I would kiss him on the mouth under the right situation. That situation would be if he had just got done making out with a hot looking babe and we made out right after. It would almost be like kissing a girl. It would taste like a chick, but it would look like T.O. and smell like T.O. Still, I would do it if it he catches a lot of pigskins and makes touchdowns.

Pete Rose was The Man!

I love the Rose. He never did anything wrong. How could he? All he ever did was play baseball harder than any man in the history of the world. Jesus wouldn't have played harder than him. He was tough but he had a heart of gold and the eyes of a grizzly bear. He lived when men were men and they had hair on their bodies and they knew how to treat a lady. He swung a bat like Thor swings his hammer. He could climb mountians with only his hands. Put this man in the Hall of Fame!

I Am Iron Man!

Gill was turned to steel,

in a big magnetic field.

He could travel time,

and kick the ass of all mankind!

Is Gill alive or dead?

Has he thoughts within his head?

He wants Amber's ass,

Why can't he be free at last?

Now the time is near,

For the Gilly to drink beer!

He will take a shot,

and hopes you will forget him not!

Big Butt Poetry

This here is Miss Amber Tamblyn who I used to watch as a young gal on General Hospital. She played Emile Quatermaines. I developed a major crush on her because she has great legs and a killer butt...plus she writes poetry which I love! I hear she dates ugly bald men so I think I have a great shot at getting in her pants....I guess we'll see. Anywho I wrote a poem dedicated to Miss Tamblyn's large ass and I'd like to share it. Here goes...

Mega-Ass All-Star

by Gill Verma

Amber, you are all dat, girl!

Your legs are long and thick,

Just the way I like them.

They are pillars of pure alabaster,

they bestride the heavens.

They are smooth and silky,

Like solidified water.

I love them in black stockings,

I want to feel them on my face.

Amber, your butt is divinity.

It is large and round,

Like a ripe apple I want to bite.

When you walk it wiggles,

And it beckons me like moth to fire.

I want to grab it and squeeze,

And feel it bounce.

I want to eat off it,

I want to use it to hold my beer.

And the wind whispered,

"Amber, I love those legs and your great ass..."

How Can I Get Miss Rachael Ray to Marry Me?

Rachael Ray is that Miss 30-Minute Meals. I love her body. I specially love those wide child-bearing hips and that badonkadonk butt she carries around. Plus she can cook the kind of food that makes a grown man get down on his knees and thank Gaia for all goodness! Personally I would just have a one-night stand with Miss Ray because I am already in a relationship with ma girlfriend who has an even bigger ass. However my best friend Diggs is always moaning and groaning about how he can never find a lady like that and how he wishes he could get Miss Rachael Ray to marry him.Guess what Diggs? I figured out how he can. This is what I told him:

First off do a lot of push-ups. Women love men with ripped arms and chests. Believe me I know from experience. Plus you will need a lot of upper-body strength to perform some of the more harder sexual positions on Miss Ray's butt.

Second learn a few spanish and italian words at least the ones for "Big ass" "Blow" "Spanking" and "Harder"....This will help you appear more classy which really turns women like Miss Ray on.

Third make a lot of money. Think about it Donald Trump has a hot wife...and why is that? Is it because of his great hair and body? No. It's because he has more money than Zeus and Loki put together. With enough dough Miss Ray will beg to rub on you.

And that's how you get a hottie like that to marry you...Thus endeth the lesson.