How Can I Get Miss Rachael Ray to Marry Me?

Rachael Ray is that Miss 30-Minute Meals. I love her body. I specially love those wide child-bearing hips and that badonkadonk butt she carries around. Plus she can cook the kind of food that makes a grown man get down on his knees and thank Gaia for all goodness! Personally I would just have a one-night stand with Miss Ray because I am already in a relationship with ma girlfriend who has an even bigger ass. However my best friend Diggs is always moaning and groaning about how he can never find a lady like that and how he wishes he could get Miss Rachael Ray to marry him.Guess what Diggs? I figured out how he can. This is what I told him:

First off do a lot of push-ups. Women love men with ripped arms and chests. Believe me I know from experience. Plus you will need a lot of upper-body strength to perform some of the more harder sexual positions on Miss Ray's butt.

Second learn a few spanish and italian words at least the ones for "Big ass" "Blow" "Spanking" and "Harder"....This will help you appear more classy which really turns women like Miss Ray on.

Third make a lot of money. Think about it Donald Trump has a hot wife...and why is that? Is it because of his great hair and body? No. It's because he has more money than Zeus and Loki put together. With enough dough Miss Ray will beg to rub on you.

And that's how you get a hottie like that to marry you...Thus endeth the lesson.