Pete Rose was The Man!

I love the Rose. He never did anything wrong. How could he? All he ever did was play baseball harder than any man in the history of the world. Jesus wouldn't have played harder than him. He was tough but he had a heart of gold and the eyes of a grizzly bear. He lived when men were men and they had hair on their bodies and they knew how to treat a lady. He swung a bat like Thor swings his hammer. He could climb mountians with only his hands. Put this man in the Hall of Fame!