The Only Way I Would Kiss Terrell Owens on The Mouth

I love them Bengals. That's my team since I was six years old. I saw those orange and black stripes and I thought I wanted to be a Bengal cat with big ole teeth and claws. I've loved them since that day and I never look back with regret. Now, we have T.O. Now, we will win the Superbowl. Batman and Robin will rescue Gothic City. I used to hate T.O. with a passion. Now, I would kiss him on the mouth under the right situation. That situation would be if he had just got done making out with a hot looking babe and we made out right after. It would almost be like kissing a girl. It would taste like a chick, but it would look like T.O. and smell like T.O. Still, I would do it if it he catches a lot of pigskins and makes touchdowns.